
Buyer Beware
Cautionary Tales for Anyone Buying a Small Business
Jed Morris · 12 chapters · 149 min
Part I · The Paper Trap
Deals that were structured to fail before the ink dried.
Part II · Bought a Lie
Sellers who sold fiction, and the buyers who paid full price for it.
- The $600 TireThe margins were beautiful because the tires on the invoices were not the tires on the trucks.Seller Misrepresentation14 min read
- The Warehouse That LiedAn industry veteran, a warehouse full of profit that was never real, and the lender who buried him anyway.Seller Misrepresentation13 min read
- Mailbox MoneyThe fraud did not find the dumbest man in the room; it found the smartest one, because he had stopped checking.Seller Misrepresentation13 min read
Part III · Blindsided
The business was never what they thought they bought.
- Someone Else Sets the PriceHe fixed everything the deal hid from him, and then someone he never met cut his price by ninety percent overnight.Industry Blindness13 min read
- The Rolodex WalkedHe did not buy the revenue; he bought the two people who owned it, and people can leave.Key Employee Departure12 min read
- Buying the WeatherEvery number in the deal was real, and the weather that made them left the month he closed.Cycle Risk12 min read
- The Numbers GuyHe read swim-school numbers for a living, and the only books that ever fooled him were the ones he bought.Seller Misrepresentation15 min read
Part IV · Lessons Learned
The patterns behind nine funerals, and the checklist that breaks them.